emojinalgirl:

What Pokemon would I be? :)

probably jiggly puff or Kirby

Anonymous asked:
IM SO DUMB WHAT DOES THAT SIPPIN ON NUT POST MEAN

BYE

Anonymous asked:
u literally just got on tumblr and u think u in charge or some shit bitch GET GONE

please don’t take my Sasha Fierce era away from me thanks?

white people bios be like:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

JUST GOT MY FIRST 100K POST!!!! MY #CAREER DEFINING MOMENT!!!ITHIS IS MY SASHA FIERCE ERA

Anonymous asked:
OMG I thought u were a boy my bad u have the nicest ass I ever seen

…..I am a boy…it’s in my bio…..thanks tho

yikes there are 4 other ppl @ this Starbucks meeting for the same job as me

SEXY RED HEAD STRAPS ON AND DOMINATES FLAVORLESS SNOW RABBIT (link in description)
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if the iCloud hacker leaks Beyoncé’s nudes I’m positive he’ll never leak another nude again…..it’s the only way we can be sure he’s dead…

Destiny’s Child recording #1 single “Bootylicious”
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sippin on that nut..

afro-dominicano:

southern accents on white people scare me, I feel like I’m one word away from being murdered

FAKE DEEP INDIE BAND ALBUM TRACKLIST:

1. (intro) in my head
2. poison love
3. cigarette flavored death
4. she wore black lipstick
5. stop forcing ur religion on me
6. but ur god still isn’t real!!! lol
7. revolution
8. sweater weather
9. (outro) out of my head